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Put your logo on my new MacBook Pro

I don't own this MacBook yet — this auction buys it. Win one of 10 sticker spots on the lid and your brand rides along everywhere it goes — or take the whole lid, from $4,468.

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MacBook Pro 16" (M5 Pro), Space Black — sticker spot layout
1 · Lfrom $745
2 · Lfrom $745
3 · Lfrom $745
4 · Sfrom $225
5 · Sfrom $225
6 · Sfrom $225
7 · Sfrom $225
8 · Mfrom $375
9 · Mfrom $375
10 · Mfrom $375

Tap any spot to place a bid.

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The auction, live.

The live auction, spot by spot — every spot shows its current top bid.

Spots from $225 Small · $375 Medium · $745 Large, with a premium next to the logo. Or take the whole lid — from $4,468.

The takeover

The whole lid

One full-bleed wrap, 34×23.5 cm, logo area included

A takeover bid must beat every individual spot combined — if it wins, every individual bid is refunded in full, automatically.

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$4,468

SpotSizeHeld byCurrent bid 
1

Top left banner

L9.5×5.5 cm

$745

starting price

2

Marquee — above the logoPremium

L9.5×5.5 cm

$745

starting price

3

Top right banner

L9.5×5.5 cm

$745

starting price

4

Middle left

S4.5×4.5 cm

$225

starting price

5

Inner left — beside the logoPremium

S4.5×4.5 cm

$225

starting price

6

Inner right — beside the logoPremium

S4.5×4.5 cm

$225

starting price

7

Middle right

S4.5×4.5 cm

$225

starting price

8

Bottom left strip

M9.5×4 cm

$375

starting price

9

Bottom center — under the logoPremium

M9.5×4 cm

$375

starting price

10

Bottom right strip

M9.5×4 cm

$375

starting price

Every spot is a separate auction — outbids must beat the current bid by at least $10, and outbid deposits are refunded automatically, in full.

What winning actually gets you

A sticker is a one-shot. These are subscriptions to a moving billboard — recurring promotion, logged publicly below.

Small spots · included with the win

Small spot package

Bidding from $225 · 4 spots

  • Die-cut vinyl sticker on the lid
  • Logo + link on this page
Bid on a Small spot

Medium spots · included with the win

Medium spot package

Bidding from $375 · 3 spots

  • Die-cut vinyl sticker on the lid
  • Logo + link on this page
  • Monthly tagged post on X — 12 months
Bid on a Medium spot

Large spots · included with the win

Large spot package

Bidding from $745 · 3 spots

  • Die-cut vinyl sticker on the lid
  • Logo + link on this page
  • Monthly tagged post on X + Instagram — 12 months
  • $50 gift card (your choice of brand — a thank-you, stated up front)
Bid on a Large spot

The takeover · one winner, everything

Takeover package

The entire lid is yours — one full-bleed die-cut wrap, logo area included, plus top billing on this page, monthly tagged posts on X and Instagram for 12 months, and a $100 gift card.

Bidding from $4,468 · must beat all 10 spots combined · every individual bid refunded if it wins

Take the whole lid
  • Die-cut vinyl sticker on the lid
  • Logo + link on this page
  • Monthly tagged post on X + Instagram — 12 months
  • $100 gift card (your choice of brand — a thank-you, stated up front)

No spot needed — back the campaign

Supporter

$25

No spot needed — your name in the supporters list on this page.

Road Trip Patron

$99

Your name on the page + a photo update from the road each month for 3 months.

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What the money buys.

The machine this campaign buys. It goes everywhere I go — coffee shops, coworking spaces, conferences, flights — with your logo on the lid.

16" MacBook Pro (M5 Pro, Space Black) is $4,099 on apple.com; sales tax and payment fees add roughly 9%, so the goal is $4,468. Anything past it covers AppleCare+ and the trips this Mac goes on.

Anything raised past the goal funds the trips the Mac goes on — which is exactly what fuels the sponsor content.

The machine

MacBook Pro 16" (M5 Pro), Space Black

$4,099 + tax

Chip
Apple M5 Pro — 18-core CPU, 20-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine
Model
MacBook Pro 16", Space Black
Ports
3× Thunderbolt 5, MagSafe 3, HDMI, SDXC, 3.5mm jack
Power
140W USB-C Power Adapter
Extras
AppleCare+ (annual, billed separately)
Memory
48GB unified memory
Display
16.2" Liquid Retina XDR, standard glass
Storage
2TB SSD
Keyboard
U.S. English Backlit Magic Keyboard with Touch ID
See Apple's listing →

How it works

  1. 1

    Bid with a deposit

    Place your bid — 20% (minimum $10) is charged to your card today. That's your skin in the game; the rest is only due if you win.

  2. 2

    Hand-approval

    Every sponsor is reviewed by hand before their logo appears on the lid or this page. Brand safety cuts both ways.

  3. 3

    Outbid? Instant refund

    The moment someone outbids you, your full deposit is automatically refunded. You can swing back with a higher bid any time before the clock runs out.

  4. 4

    Win the spot

    Your deposit counts toward your bid. You get a payment link for the balance, your sticker goes on the lid, and your perks begin.

Questions & Answers · FAQ

Is this real?

Yes. Real auction, real money, real MacBook — which I don't own yet; the auction is what buys it. Every bid, refund, and sponsor post is logged publicly on this page, and payments run through Stripe.

What does my deposit cover?

The deposit is 20% of your bid (minimum $10), charged when you bid. It's not an extra fee — if you win, it counts toward your winning bid and you only pay the balance. It exists so every bid on the board is a serious one.

What if I'm outbid?

Your full deposit is refunded automatically the moment a higher bid is approved — no forms, no waiting on support. And you can swing back: outbid them right back any time before the auction ends.

Why hand-approval?

Brand safety — for you and for me. No adult content, crypto scams, or political advertising. The owner keeps final say over what goes on the lid; if a bid is rejected, the deposit is refunded in full.

What exactly do I get?

A die-cut vinyl sticker of your logo on the spot you won, your logo and link on this page, plus the perks bundled with your spot size (monthly tagged posts, gift cards on the large tier). Explicitly not promised: impressions, clicks, or ROI. This is sponsorship, not performance marketing.

Can one brand take the whole lid?

Yes — the takeover. One full-bleed die-cut wrap covering everything, including the logo area. The catch: a takeover bid only wins if it beats all ten individual spots combined, and the floor is $4,468 — the entire campaign goal in a single bid.

What happens to my spot bid if someone takes the whole lid?

Your deposit is refunded automatically, in full, the moment the takeover wins — no forms, no waiting. You can also fight back: any new individual bid pushes up the combined bar the takeover has to beat, right up until the auction closes.

What happens after the auction?

Winners get a payment link for the balance (deposit already counted in). Once paid, the MacBook is bought, stickers are printed and applied, and every perk becomes a tracked obligation — fulfilled and logged publicly in the proof-of-promotion feed below.

What if the goal is exceeded?

The overage funds the trips the Mac goes on — coffee shops, coworking spaces, conferences. Which is exactly what fuels the sponsor content: more travel means more geo-tagged posts featuring your brand.

Proof of promotion

The public record of every promise kept — per sponsor, with links.

Nothing to prove — yet.

Every sponsor post, photo and delivery will be logged here, publicly. That's the deal.

Two campaigns, one launch

Same playbook, different canvas — every bid, purchase and refund logged in the open.

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